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Stayin' Alive by LuciferTheHufflepuff. During the final task of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry babbles to himself as he tries to navigate boggarts, a Sphinx, and a noseless freak, not realizing everyone in the audience can hear every word he says. One-Shot Crack Fic.


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A oneshot on why the head boy and girl were really chosen. Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: May 25, 2016 - Albus D. - Complete. Sirius gets introduced to Disney by LumosAurora reviews. Sirius Black finds it hilarious that his best friend, James Potter likes.


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1. beetnemesis • 9 yr. ago. Harry Potter and the Natural 20, a story where a D&D teen wizard is accidentally summoned to our world, and goes to school with Harry and co. Very funny, especially if you know about tabletop RPGs. 9. paperhurts • Crack ain't whack. • 9 yr. ago.


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Harry Potter | Neville Longbottom Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley | Mystery Romance Action Funny Friendship Family Going to Hogwarts was Della Valley's dream. She dreamed of going ever since she was five years old as she watched her oldest sister leave on the train six years ago but now it was her turn.


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Crazy Harry Potter. Sassy Harry Potter. Voldemort won the war 20 years ago. Magical Britain is at peace. That is until someone decided to kidnap the Dark Lord and then invoke the wrath of a previously unknown husband. Who is quite pissed off and finds the Death Eaters pointless at best and dispensable at worst.


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Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews. With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay.


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This one is short and very funny ! great cracky Nonjon story. ^ A oneshot where Hagrid teaches Harry Occlumency. ^ Harry rebels against Umbridge and Snape in fifth year in the crackiest ways possible.


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Drama. One night at 3 AM, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore wake up to find that the prophecy has taken an unforeseen turn. "Congratulations Headmaster," said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, "you're the Chosen One!". (aka the Body Swap Fic no one asked for) Language: English. Words: 36,303. Chapters:


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Harry is at his wit's end, trying to find a therapist that suits him. With some help from Minerva, he settles on the unassuming, hard-hitting Dr. Ashford--the same therapist, interestingly enough, Draco Malfoy visits. Brought together once more, Harry finds an unlikely companion in Draco, in between sessions.


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The eight-year-old tried to reason with his mother, bringing his little hands together and wringing them nervously. "Jamese was just telling us a story mummy, honest." Said little Albus. Their younger, red haired, sister was lying beside him and was looking up at her, nodding in agreement.


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1. PseudouniqueUsername. • 6 yr. ago. linkffn (Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot) is, in my opinion, the funniest HP fic ever written, and the author has written a couple of other crackish oneshots. It's unfinished (sadly enough), but there's a good 20 or so chapters completed. 5.


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Recommended by: VortexRyder, Looney Toons, boonerunner. Status: Complete. Synopsis: Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren.


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Funny, very sexy one-shot. Rated M. The author has OVER 900 Harry Potter fan fictions, mostly erotic one-shots. Go go go!] Addict by Redcandle17 (#47) Padma Patil is intelligent, respected, and successful. And she's addicted to being fucked by some stupid ex-Death Eater wannabe just released from prison.


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Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews. When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 375 - Published: Jul 17, 2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete.


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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: Aug 22, 2006 - Peter P., Lucius M. Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his.


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A Black Comedy by nonjon. COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

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